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| In Los Angeles, getting a maid to clean your place only costs $50! I am not talking the $50 to just put away your crap and wash your dishes, I am talking about polishing your floors, shining your shoes, and bleaching your toilet type of craps. Just $50 bucks! For those of you who know me, I have a tendency to put my clothes out of the dryer on the floor. Then when I need to wear the clothes, I simply pick up the shirts and then head off to work. Yea I know, life of a bachelor. Maid begins putting all my clothes in the hamper. Sam: Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Some of those clothes are new! Maid looking confused Maid: Are clean? These clothes are clean? They are on the ground. Sam: Yes. Yes I know. Maid: How will I know which one is new and dirty. Sam: Look let me show you a trick I do to tell if the clothes are new or dirty. I begin picking up a gray shirt and I take a big whifffff. Then I start gagging out loud Sam: this shirt would be dirty. Put this one in the hamper. Do that to each one of these shirts to see if they are clean. | | |
| Halfdome Peace and serenity 
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...and then, being silly. Won't you come join us? 
Always a classic. 
Why am I wearing the brown shirt all the time? Simple...I don't like to buy new clothes, I went to China and I realized what I can get them for. Plus, it is my silly shirt. 
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| As always, my trip up to Norcal ended up being great. Thank you friends for the memorable weekend. Too much BBQ, beer, and yes, eating that nasty ass worm of that Tequila bottle I have been carrying around for a long time. To recap, I must say, it was a successful BBQ. More so for the events that occured. Events I will probably forget later on: -Getting kicked out of the bar for writing on the wall -Carrying the rock and the American flag back to Pat's  This is my hungover smiley.
"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"-Always a classic! | | |
| Reconnecting with old friends is always harder than finding new friends. Sometimes your friends walk out gracefully, sometimes you walk out, and sometimes they just get taken from you. There is so much to be said in these few sentences. I miss my dear old friend Jerry. Please go donate to his fund if you feel phillanthropic, or if you made so much money and decided you just want to contribute to some college kid's "education." www.jerrychencharity.org It turns out the winners of the $1000 grant, two of Jerry's Lambduh fraternity brothers, were the only people that had applied for the fund! Jack Chen was the one to present them the check in Las Vegas at their upcoming convention, but I had suggested that he put it all on RED and double the "poor" college kid's scholarship money to $2000. Man, I I might as well go down to the local liquor store and bought them some beer, it would have saved them some time. | | |
| Yes, so for some reason I just felt like being a dick one day. I search through some xanga entries and I notice this one Shanghai girl's xanga site. Her wallpaper was all full of Louie Vuitton and she has an entry about her boyfriend buying her this expensive camera. So I leave a comment on her site saying, how shady and materialistic Shanghai people are and how only "Shanghai people would have expensive as an adjective." This is her reply after I left that mean comment: Shanghai girl: Excuse me. I don't know you at all and I doubt if you know Shanghainese at all?!
First of all, being a college student, you should be educated enough to not generalize anybody. Otherwise it's called stereotype which I am sure u are familiar with the term.
Second, the reason I include the adjective "expensive" was not to show off.. but to show my appreciate to that person who gave me the present and acknowledge his effort to make me happy. I would be just as happy if he just wrote me a card.
And third.. please do not randomly leave comments at strangers' xanga or at least be courteous enough to keep ur offensive remarks to yourself. | | |
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